Thursday, June 11, 2009

sup philly.

happy to be greeted by friendly/suspicious US customs agents, who independently accused each of us of being potheads and smuggling drugs back into the US. alas, we had to give up our contraband.

we really knew we were home when the big, jolly black dude burst out laughing upon seeing jordan do his hardcore dance.

philly!!

Home from Rome

Hello again.

To let you all know. Josh Veit, Matt Curtis, John Bninski, and me, Jordan R, are all back safely in the USA. It was quite a blast. We hit up Rome, saw the Colosseum, all of the Imperial Fora, the really great art museum (what's its name? Bernini, Rafael, etc.)

Pub Crawls are not cool.

There will be a more interesting finishing post later tonight.

Jordan

Monday, June 8, 2009

Venice - home of water and tourists

Venice is a pretty remarkable city. For those of you who don't know (I didn't know), Venice consists of a cluster of small islands with footbridges interconnecting them. Literally no streets, just waterways where streets would otherwise be, which makes navigating the city pretty slow. Even between the five of us we managed to make wrong turns and get off track multiple times while we were wandering about. If only we still had our resident directions expert, Mr. Josh K. Carroll, but alas, our dear fellow left us for the States about five days back.

The ride into Venice was beautiful. Terry Wang and I climbed to the highest level of the cruise ship as it rolled into the port, and from there we could see most of the city since Venice doesn't have many tall buildings. It was weird seeing the waterline right up against the bases of the buildings. Many appeared to be abandoned, since it probably doesn't take much for the water level to rise a few inches and flood lower stories.

We quickly realized that Venice is almost entirely a tourist city. Soooo many tourists. I think Terry's hand guidebook said that the actual city population is around 60K, but there must have been another 20-30K tourists crawling about as well. Kinda annoying, but then again, we're part of the problem so look who's talking. Jordan and I took full advantage of the demographics and played a few games with our unsuspecting fellow tourists. Whenever we noticed a pack of American sightseers, one of us would run ahead to the nearest shop or intersection. As they approached we would try to "sell" them something or otherwise attract their attention using a combination of made-up Italian words, wild gesticulations and the aggressive acosting technique we learned from the street vendors in Istanbul. We were usually ignored.

Another crowd pleaser, which received more positive feedback, was to pick out a bunch of American tourists walking in the opposite direction as us. As they approached, we'd make eye contact, shout out "High-five for AMERICA!" and then throw out an overly-enthusiastic high-five. Most people got a kick out of this one, as did we.

As for the "real" tourist stuff, I mostly have to defer to Terrbear (our favorite nickname for Terry); as usual he left us in the dust and managed to visit 5 museums over the course of 4 hours.

We did manage to make it to one musuem, Academia, and our 1.5 hour stay testifies to the fact that we quite enjoyed it. Get this: not only did Jordan enjoy it, but he stayed an extra half hour because he like it so much. Now that I've built up the suspense, Academia is home to the work of Venician artists from the 14th to 17th centuries (if my memory serves me right). As expected, almost all of it was religious/Catholic, which is usually a huge turnoff for me. But, unlike the Philadelphia Museum of Art, Academia boasted a variety of different styles and subject matters which kept us all pretty interested. Exhibit cards with explanations of the subject matter and some history around the painting also greatly enhanced the experience. One of the coolest painting was this maassssive piece that spanned a 60'x30' wall, depicting...ummm...something religious having to do with one or more of Mary, the Crucifiction, some saints being martyred or something like that.

In other news, John Bninski's list of nicknames has grown once again. The latest addition comes from John's former Spades partner, Jordan. While the two of them were playing against Matt and I, Jordan started calling John "Johnny Appleseed." By round two of the game, it was shortened to just "Appleseed." And by round four, even that was too much of a mouthfull and Jordan was simply referring to his partner as "Seed." Lol. John's other nicknames include "Technical John," "Logical John," and my personal favorite, "Hour-long John."

Well, the guys are finally rollin out of bed. I probably don't need to say this, but "the guys" doesn't include Terry - he was of course up at the crack of dawn to hit the sites. Gonna check out the statue of David at the Galeria, and then head to Rome later this afternoon.

- Josh

Friday, June 5, 2009

Boaty Boat

Hello world.

Here is the fastest summary every of our trip so far -

1. 24 Hours in London, National Gallery, British Musuem, Local bars
2. 4 days in Ireland, island of Galway with forts and cliffs, Guinness tour, great hostel and local bars, little poker
3. 2 days in Hamburg - stayed with couchsurfers who were members of a leftist resistance group, checked out local culture, took a boat tour of the port, went to the beach, played some poker
4. 2 days in Berlin - JC and I broke it down germantechnoindustrial style in this weird venue and got our grrove on. Pub crawl and great walking tour with focus on history of germany and berlin
5. 3 days in Istanbul - crazy taxi cab drivers that wanted to steal all of our money, great hostel with an even greater front desk lady (Burgu), beautiful views and the Hagia Sofia (1400 year old cathedral). Cool bazaar, and GREAT dance club for me and JC. Met a lot of cool friends, but also feared for our lives (sort of haha)
6. 1 day in Thessilonica - Checked out the local sites and eateries, cool city
7. 1 day in Athens - Saw the Acropolis, ie; the Parthenon, Temple of Dionysus, couple museums, and sheer awesomeness
8. 2 days in Aegina, Greek island - scooters and too much fun. Nothing like renting scooters for 15 euro each and booking it around a medium sized island. Great vacation from our vacations. Mad beach time and good sunburns
9. Crazy ride to get on this boat - 1 hour boat to a 3 hour bus to this 31 hour boat to Venice
10. We are ON A BOAT! haha

I've had a lot of very stimulating thoughts from this trip. I will not go into detail, but here are some things that have affected me -

1. History has been transformed in a product that is sold, and has become an activity that every tourist demands and consumes. Part of me is disgusted by this, and part of me appreciates that people are willing to pay to educate themselves about the past.

2. There are sometimes abnormal tendencies of other tourists to seek out "old things" and "city sites" even when the things and sites are mundane and boring. While some of the things we have visited have been extremely stimulating and thought-provoking, some of the sites and musuems have been less interesting than playing chess with a 6-year old.

3. This vacation is absolutely wonderful, despite the fact that I have no idea where I am going to be in 3 monthes.

4. The guys that I am with are outstanding dudes. John Bninski knows the entire dictionary and political situations of most countries. Terry Wang has seen every musuem in every city and also met every person in each city we visited. Matt continues to amaze me with random knowledge about varied things from the Old to Middle to New Kingdoms in Egypt to expansive knowledge of film. Josh Carroll seemingly has a great grasp on what's hot in music, with a specific focus on electronica. Josh Veit has been a amazing social glue and regenerative spirit so that, even with inevitable conflict, he maintains a cool demeanor and helps us cool down. I've been able to get a more detailed grasp of the character of these men, and while they are obviously not perfect, they are certainly extraordinary and if you don't know these guys in depth, you should pursue it because they are worth it. Also - they've had a lot of patience with me on this trip as sometimes I can be a bit unbearable and I appreciate it a lot.

5. I miss home a lot. I've eaten tons of American food and dishes while I'm over here, but it isn't the same.

6. It's stupid how many people speak English in these countries. If you know English and not a lick of another language, you could easily do 90-95% of Europe with only little disadvantage. We have been continually blessed (albeit sometimes shafted in hilarious ways) with people who speak English that help us find bus stations, hostels, restaurants, and ticket counters. Awesome.

7. The dollar isn't doing well against the Euro, especially when the minimum wage in some of these countries is 8.75 euro/hour. Goodbye, recent poker winnings.
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8. Italy will be cool. Did I mention I can't wait to get back to Philly?

We're on a BOAT!

Against all odds, we managed to catch our boat from Patras, Greece to Florence, Italy at 12 am this morning. Keeping with our practice of just barely catching rides we should otherwise miss, we rushed to an 8:00 bus in Athens that would take us to Patras, only to find that it was sold out. So we caught the 8:30, knowing full well that the three hour ride would be cutting it super close to the 12:00 departure of the ferry. Not only that, but we were told that you are supposed to arrive 2-3 hours in advance to board the ferry, but that definitely wasn’t happening. Fortunately the whole 2-3 hour thing was likely the advice of a hyper-prepared, uber-careful old granny, so we played it cool and just strolled aboard the ship ten minutes before the berth, no big deal.

Spent the evening hanging out with these four LDS (Mormon) peeps who are on a six-week eurotrip. Upon learning that they all go to BYU, I was surprised to find out that one of them grew up in Jersey, and she and Matt have many mutual friends. Hung out at the bar until late playing spades while enjoying some great Hefeweizen. I'm a fan.

The boat is the closest thing I’ve ever experienced to a cruise ship. Eight decks open to passengers, on-deck pool and hot tub, three bars, disco dance floor, slot machines, and even these bizarre submarine/lifeboats. For only 40 euro, we’re livin it up. Sleeping last night was definitely not too comfortable (40 euro price includes your choice of carpeted floor or cushioned dining booth for sleeping arrangements) but since we’ll just be chillin all day on the ship that should be remedied shortly. The ride lasts 30+ hours, meaning two nights and a full day aboard.

Quick recap of the last few days:
  1. Greek Island of Agina. Never seen water so blue before. Rented hotel from cute little old couple for 16 euro a person with beachfront view. Rented mopeds for 8 euro a person. Awesome.
  2. Athens. Terry saw everything in sub-10 hours. The rest of us were content to visit the Parthenon and a few other sites.

Writing this in a Word document without Internet, so I gotta go find a signal. I’ve been wandering around trying to find a location with both a decent wireless signal and power outlet access for more than 30 minutes now, and i'm getting a bit miffed. Paid 14 euro for 24-hr internet access, and we gotta get our dollaz worth, so I’m off to search again.

- Josh

Ex-post post: Arriving in Athens three days ago

It’s 6 am. Just rolled into Athens from Thessalonica via a sleeper train. Six guys crammed into one sleeper room; pretty tight quarters. Some of us slept.

Found a hostel, 20 euro a night. Not bad. No wireless internet, though. We’re really roughin it.

Terry Wang is a machine. The rest of us are eating free breakfast and then going to bed, but Terry Wang ignores such pleasantries. He’s off to break a Guiness Record: most museums and historical sights visited in a 14-day period. Right now he’s at 56.

It’s 7:30 am. Free breakfast just started. I’m going to eat, and then maybe pay 3 euro to use the internet.

It’s 7:45 am. Bedtime.

Josh

Monday, June 1, 2009

Fun times

It's 9:30am (i think) and Jordan and I were just awakened by a conductor to be informed that our sleeper car from Istanbul, Turkey to Thessalonika (sp?), Greece is half an hour from arriving. We were speculating last night abut where we were riding through and if we would have a shot at making it home if we fell out of the train without our wallets, as we were seemingly in the middle of nowhere. But this morning the landscape is beautiful - kilometers of wheat fields, a few red rick looking ruins, at the moment broken by one small mountain rising in the distance.

We are coming into the city now. I'd like to talk a bit about our nights out in Istanbul but I'm not sure I'll have time to finish now. We'll see how it goes.

Friday night we headed "downtown" without a clear picture of how we were getting where we were going, although I did know the name of the street from researching online: Istiklal Caddesi. After a few mishaps we managed to get on a tram going the right direction, and Terry was even able to meet 3 American girls, an Australian guy and a South African guy who were going the same direction (one of the girls even went to Bryn Mawr!) and knew how to get there, so we ended up tagging along with them, which was fortunate as we had a transfer to make. But we made it. We were looking to start with something more chill (it was around 11pm at this point) and the other group wanted something else, so we split with them (and frankly I think the other two gents were quite happy to be rid of us so they could have the girls to themselves). But little did we know that it would not be the last we saw of them...

Istiklal Caddesi is a wide walking-only boulevard in the middle of the Northern part of European Istanbul. It is about 2km long and goes from Taksim Square in the north gently downhill to a big tower in the south whose name I don't recall (Terry went there and knows, it starts with a G). Lined with bars, hookah, clubs, and live music on both sides and down most side streets, it is significant as the hub and nearly the extent of the night life in most of Istanbul, a fascinating place in a city otherwise much older and more conservative. This seems to be the line where the battle between new liberal and secular culture and old conservative and religious culture is being fought. Or perhaps the place where they are flirting, "talking", and thinking about going on a date. Hard to say.

[fast forward 24 hours.. now writing from our hotel in Athens. Back to back nights on sleeper trains takes a lot out of a man.. sleeping soon.]

After wandering down a few side streets we found a hookah bar we liked the look of and ordered a few milkshakes and some hookah. We ended up just chilling there for about an hour and a half, and it was very enjoyable. Great way to relax, place was cheap and the guys working there were friendly. Around 1:30am Jordan and I decided we wanted to hit some dancing, Istanbul clubs supposedly open until 4-5am. I knew the names of a few places that had stuff going on, but only had a sketchy map, so we wandered around more. We found some upbeat live music and the same girls again, but it was on a narrow street with too much traffic and too many Turkish guys creeping in the back and staring at us, so we left quickly. Josh and Matt split off to find something more chill (which they did, a guitar and violin playing chill schnazz on another side street where they stayed for a few hours) while Jordan, Terry and I wandered around looking for this club. We ended up walking up and down the boulevard a couple of times before finally zeroing in and getting someone to show us exactly where it was. Turns out the place, Club 360, is in an apartment building, so there is no indication of it from outside. We trekked up 7 stories only to find that Terry, wearing shorts, couldn't get in. So we did the friendly thing and sent him home so that Jordan and I could have a good time and he could live vicariously through us.

The place had no cover, was at the top of this building, had a deck where you could look out on the city, and the dj was bumping the house tunes. Even though it was after 2 there was more standing around than dancing, so we decided to get things bumping. Long story short, we danced for about an hour and a half and had a really great time. There was also an MC and he knew what was up, which was a lot of fun. And lo, the same 3 girls and 2 guys showed up AGAIN... although by this time they were all pretty attached so we didn't dance with them much. We ended up walking out with them and splitting cabs back since we were staying close by. We arrived to hear the Aussie yelling at his cabby for charging too much. They fought for a few minutes, threatened to call the police. We offered to pay both fares and ended up just paying reasonably for ours and peacing. Walking back to the hostel we met a dog, which we learned from the girls the turkish word was "chipek" (pronounced kuh-PEK). He was a great dog and followed us home after we ditched everyone else even though one of the girls seemed to want us to hang out...

Saturday night actually ended up pretty similarly (not by chance, we had a great time Friday so a repeat sounded good) except for a few key factors. I will highlight these. Foremost, Jordan's hair. Pics should be up soon. Second, the football match.. apparently the Istanbul regional team (Cola Turka? or something) beat another team in a big match that evening, and the streets were crazy. We took two cabs and almost lost each other since the cabbies wouldn't go near Taksim square. My cab also got ripped off pretty hard, with the guy charging a lot and dropping us far away. I think he also pulled some sleight of hand on me to get me to pay even more (switching bills when I wasn't looking), which I realized, but couldn't prove. I was impressed enough with the trick that I let him have it rather than argue for 10 more minutes...

Similar story with the hookah, except we got an especially good waiter at a different bar, which was very enjoyable. We also tried Ouzo, which was delicious and a great experience. All this time people were marching up and down the street with flags and jerseys, cheering, singing, and blowing air horns. Fortunately we were down a side street far enough that it was chill. Terry wanted to see 360, so we headed back over for more fun. The girl at the door had told us the previous night that usually they only let people in with 1:1 gender ratio, so we were concerned. Fortunately, Terry worked his magic and we met a group of girls and a few guys from Rutgers at the door who we walked in with and hung with for a while. One of them I think had a younger brother in Wharton that Jordan and Terry knew. We hung with them for a bit but then a bunch of them left so that was mostly it. This time they forced us to buy drinks or pay cover, so we first picked up glasses off another table, but ultimately bought some 12 lira beers (which were worth probably a fifth of that). The place was a lot more crowded, so we danced in the back for a while. They also had a drummer playing along for a while with the dj which was pretty cool. Terry met some awesome people as usual and left around 2:30.

We danced all around again. Jordan and I are really great dancers, and also generally awesome looking (especially in a club mostly of guys in jackets) so we always attract a lot of attention (the good kind), and tend to get things moving. It is a lot of fun. This was true both nights. The DJ was also really great both nights, doing a lot more mixing and scratching than I have seen in a while, and his musical picks were spot on. At one point, the waiter came into the middle of the crowd to get us to buy more drinks. One of the girls from before was still hanging around. I turned to Jordan as if to talk, and the waiter then turned to the girl. She started arguing with him, and we used the diversion to escape to the other side of the room and avoid paying anything else. Maybe a dirty trick, but it worked out. We danced next to a couple of other girls for a while and watched maybe a half dozen guys make advances on them, which as always was hilarious. And ended up being the last people dancing before leaving around 4am when they hit the lights.

This is where things get really interesting.

We skipped the guys trying to sell cabs by the door and walked up a block to catch one in an alley. As we had learned, we said "meter, meter" instead of haggling a price (the meter price to the hostel was around 12-15 lira, negotiating usually got us 20-25), and the guy assented. We told him the district, but he didn't seem to speak english. 5 minutes into the ride we got off a highway and instead of crossing the bridge as we had on other rides, got on another highway. Jordan and I started wondering what was going on as the price went up to 15.. then 20.. the guy was flying down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic very closely, and we had no idea where we were. Signs were unfamiliar, and we started repeating the district and asking where we were going, with no response except him pointing vaguely. 25.. 30.. We seemed to be at an airport, and he missed a turn that was supposed to be where we were going. We started raising our voices, wondering if we were being taken somewhere to be mugged, or what. Finally we were on the coast, but approaching from the other side. The cabbie seemed to have gone up to a much further away bridge and driven across the whole island only to circle around from the back side. By the time we got somewhere vaguely familiar the fare was 40 lira. We asked him to stop on a side street outside a hotel. I handed him a 20 and we got out. He also got out and started yelling at us in Turkish.

I pulled out the map to show him the route and try to explain. He grabbed the map, then opened the door and grabbed me as if to pull me back in the cab. We were also basically yelling at this point, although there was no sign that either of us understood the other in the slightest. He continued to pull on me. He turned an grabbed something small out of the door of his car. He said something about the police, and at first I thought it was a phone. "Fine," said Jordan, "please call the police so we can explain this." To make things better, a call to prayer started from the nearby mosque. He gestured at it as if to say "how dare you fight me during this." Jordan indicated his respect for it and said, "you are the one being disrespectful by trying to cheat us in front of this mosque." He grabbed Jordan, who shook him off. Then grabbed me. I couldn't see his other hand, holding what was not a phone. I heard a flick and saw something shiny in my peripheral vision.

"Oh shit." I thought, "he's got a knife."

I turned (still in his grip) to look. Thank goodness, it was not a knife. It was a telescoping metal night stick that looked like it would hurt quite a bit, and he was brandishing it at me and looking more upset by the second. I pushed him away from me and backed up. We traded more verbage and didn't let him gain any ground on us. He didn't make another move, and we turned (cautiously) and walked away. He continued to yell, but the crisis seemed to be averted as we moved off the street into the hotel courtyard where we figured we were safer. A few minutes later, we looked and he had driven away.

We began to walk "back" (not too sure where we were), both completely amped. I'm sure that was more adrenaline than I've had in my body in some time. I would have pitied anyone who tried to jump us at that point. Happily, we found chipek again and I felt even safer walking back with him (he always barked at taxis so we figured we were safe if the guy showed up again). We found our way back safely and hit the sack, although after the events of the night it took a while to fall asleep...

Epilogue: we found chipek again the next day on our way out (he was a great and loyal dog) and he followed us most of the way to the tram. We got some pictures of him before he headed off into the sunset, so if you see the ones of the big yellow dog with Jordan, those are him.

John covered much of the daytime stuff. Lots of people harassing you to eat at their restaurant. Beautiful views - walking/driving along the coast is incredible. We also went in the Hagia Sophia, which was one of the first big Christian cathedrals to be built, back in like 400AD, although it has been a mosque since 1453. Very grand, incredible to be inside, and some amazing art and architecture. What scope and breadth of history we have seen on this trip.

I sure do like to write long posts. Sleep now. Athens later [we met some Athenian girls at the train station last night who gave us some good tips]. Home tomorrow for me, so this might be my last post. Miss y'all.

-jc